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You know, in the working world, things happens, a lot. I guess some can share with the world how they feel in the working world ya.?? hehee…… Let’s GO….

Do you know that, in present job, no matter what happens…… like…..

WIND…………..

RAIN……………

COLD………..

Still….. we need to work hard…… and i mean… very hard……….

WORK HARD!!!!!!!!!!

Even though we get sick………

CANNOT TAKE MC leave……

During working hours… busy!!!!

after working hours (Tired)

after work…. (big Makan)

But, after return home… (Bored)

Everyday leading a repetitious life……….. (sad)………………..

What to do………. THIS IS LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hard to understand BOSS, difficult Colleagues, stressful managements…..

What is my Dream? (lazy)

BUT WHEN PROMOTED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOHOHHO………………………

And Super-duper happy during our???? PAY-DAY!!!!!!!!!!! YEAAAAAAAAAAAAA………

But……. why so little…………………………… =.=…………..

So…. so…… little BONUS……………

SO, where can I find a job that pays more, less hassle, and near to my home…?

Although embarrassed, ……………………….

I still want to say…. a BIG thank YOU!!!!!!! for supporting and encouraging me through out the ways……..

THANKS!!!!!!!!!!!! To my…………. FRENS, FAMILIES…….. n of cuz…. Competitions……….hehehe

Thank godness you were there with me all along…….. =)………..

Hey ya all, How are you all doing? I was suppose to Go the CHERATING part 3, haahaa…. but then, the pics dun appear. Oh well, nvm, anyway….. Yesterday, had a small dinner with colleagues, then, was planning to go mamak for a drink, mana tau, ended up in a PUB…..

so…. they say, a pre-early celebration for my birthday lo, LET’S DRINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ya, it looks like a small beer or a small cup, mana tau…. we ended up drinking 12 JARS of Carlsbergs…… WAH!!!! i tell you, don’t look down on your own colleagues, they can really DRINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! After that, drink until bored liao….. so, they play dice games……..

You know, 1st game is to guess how many number of “1, or 2 or 3 or 4 or 5 or 6″ in the total of dices for all 5 or 6 ppl holding it. Example, I guess, got 7 “number of 1″ in the total of all dices under that Cup.

then 2nd game is guess the TOTAL number added for all the dices on the tables. hahha….

Both games, LOSERS will have to drink. hahaha……… SIAO!!!!!!!! with this game, total of Jars of Carlsberg is coming in faster than a WATERFALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anyway, Want to see leng lui???? Guys????? There’s a new colleague IN JOHOR!!!!!!

Their names are S*******e and T*****e, (cannot tell their names) blek…..

they are the Inspiration OF JOHOR AIA!!!!! hahaa……

of cuz, got the Leng Chai also lo…… ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! =p….. juz kidding….. hehehe….

They are only 24 years old……. Both of them…. HHOHOHO!!!!!! (any1 want their numbers?? u know what to do lo…hahha….. ) tips: pay ME!!!!!!!!!!!

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! feel like a evil laughing……….. =p

I feel like Dr. EVIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (sorry…. louzy pic quality…. juz like him… =p)

OR…. I’m the MORE AND MOST EVIL OF ALL!!!!!!!! muahahha……… Ok… take care all….. have fun…….

How OSAMA “messages” TO BUSH

After numerous rounds of “We don’t even know if Osama is still alive,”
Osama himself decided to send George Bush a letter in his own handwriting to let him know he was still in the game.

Bush opened the letter and it appeared to contain a
single line of coded message:

370H-SSV-0773H

Bush was baffled, so he e-mailed it to Condoleezza Rice. Condi and her aides had not a clue either, so they sent it to the FBI.

No one could solve it at the FBI, so it went to the CIA, and then to NASA.

Eventually they asked Britain’s MI-6 for help. Within a minute, MI-6called the White House with this reply,

“Tell the President he’s holding the message upside down.”

MUTHU JOKES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MUTHU & THE INTERVIEWER
Interviewer : What is your birth date?
Muthu : 13th October
Interviewer : Which year?
Muthu : … EVERY YEAR

MUTHU & HIS MANAGER
Manager asked Muthu at an interview….
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Muthu replied: P-O-S-T-B-O- X

MUTHU & LONDON TRIP After returning back from a foreign trip, Muthu asked his wife,

“Do I look like a foreigner?”
Wife : “No! Why?”
Muthu : In London, a lady asked me, “Are you a foreigner?”.. that’s why..
Wife : *Fainted*

MUTHU & TOURIST
One tourist from U.S.A.asked Muthu whether any great man born in this
village or not .. and Muthu said .. “No sir, only babies were born here..”

MUTHU & HIS EXPERIMENT
Muthu was doing experiment with cockroach. First he cut it’s one leg and
told WALK. WALK. Cockroach walked.
Then he cut it’s second leg and told the same. Cockroach walked. Then cut
the third leg and did the same. At last he cut it’s fourth leg and ordered
it walk! But cockroach didn’t walk.
Suddenly Muthu said loudly, “I found it. If we cut cockroach’s four
legs,
it becomes deaf.
Muthu become a saint!

MUTHU & DRIVER
When Muthu was travelling with his wife in a motorised tricycle, the
driver adjusted mirror. Muthu shouted, “You are trying to see my wife ?
Sit back. I will drive.

MUTHU GOES TO HOTEL
Muthu went in a hotel. To wash hands he went to the washbasin. There he
started washing the basin. Seeing this, the manager asked what was he
doing. Muthu pointed towards the board ” WASHBASIN”

MUTHU & INTERVIEWER - FINAL PART
Interviewer : Just imagine your in 20th floor in a building, it caught
fire and how will you escape ?
Muthu : It’s simple.. I will just stop my imagination ..

Oh .. i forgot .. the funniest part .. (My favorite!!!!!)
On a political rally Muthu was arrested. Why ????????????
Because, a woman journalist walking with a badge wrote “PRESS” on her
right chest … and he did it !

Haha……. i hope you guys enjoyed a bit of these jokes as i did. Anyway, you know, in life, creativity is very important to make someone’s day bright ya.

Well, haha…. Check this out. *Creativity meets NO ends*

Now guys…. haha…. It’s JUST A CHAIR!!!!!!!!!!!! hahaha…… ok… HAVE A NICE DAY PPL….. hope you enjoyed a bit of these…. =)