Let’s Play a game, shall we?????????????

Guess Who her father is……………………

First of all, show you a HOT Chick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! =)

She’s a model……..

A MODEL!!!! Mind you…. not a XXX STAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NOW, Guess who her father is… I BET YOU ALL CANNOT IMAGINE!!!!!! hahahaha….

he’s…………………

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YOU ARE RIGHT!!!!!!! CORRECT!!!!!!! YAHOO!!!!! 100 points…. 100 marks.!!!!!!

I hope this surprised you as much as it did to me. =)… have a nice day…….!!!!!!!!!

*A Foolish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells
her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.

* One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption :
Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD
After Marriage - Drink whenever you are HAPPY

*Love your friends not their sisters. Love your sisters not their
friends. (haha… I like this 1…)

*A man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best wine and Best
Woman.
Next moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him.
Moral : BE SPECIFIC (haha… good 1…)

* What is a BEST and WORST news you can hear at the SAME time ? It is when your Girl Friend says “YOU are the BEST KISSER among all yourFriends.”

(ya… i was actually smiling imagining, then.. suddenly… OMG!!!. NOOO)

*If you do NOT have a Girl Friend - You are missing SOME thing in

your life. If you HAVE a Girl Friend - You are missing EVERY thing in

your life. (Kevin??? Justin??? =p)

* Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE.

Answer : On their MARRIAGE.

(hahaha…. Kevin, Grace, Justin and Carysse, If i congratulate you, you know what IT MEANS..hehehe)

*When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY GOD and ask him to free you

from Darkness. Even after you pray, if U R still in Darkness - Please

PAY the ELECTRICITY BILL.

*Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women . Because per

Constitution, you can NOT PUNISH TWICE for the same Mistake.

Hey people, want me to tell you a story??? =)….

Well, here it goes, please listen carefully…..

Once upon a time in Chinatown , there lived a happy couple, Mr. & Mrs. Chan with their 3 lovely daughters; Elin, Enya & Ella.

The 3 daughters were brought up in a prim-and-proper way and when they reached 20, they were still

virgins.

Years passed, and it was time to get them married. So, the parents found them the most suitable “leng

chais”(handsome guys ). They got married and were preparing to set-off on their honeymoon.

As ‘concerned’ parents, Mr.&  Mrs. Chan were curious about their daughters’ first-night experience.

So, before the daughters went on their respective honeymoons, Mrs. Chan told them……

“Your father & I want to know about your 1st night encounters and whether you are satisfied.

Write a letter to us, but as not to raise your husbands’ curiosity… you all must use a code to describe your experiences” .

So, the excited daughters were off. A week passed.

Mr. & Mrs. Chan got the first letter. It was from Elin.

They opened the letter and found the word STANDARD CHARTERED.

They immediately took the newspaper and looked for the Standard Chartered advertisement.

Ah! here it is!!!!, exclaimed Mr. Chan. The motto for Standard Chartered was….

“BIG, STRONG & FRIENDLY”

…Mr. & Mrs. Chan were happy.

A week later, they got another letter. This time it was from Enya. The content was simple.

“NESCAFE”.

So, again they took the newspaper and looked for The Nescafe ad. Ah! here it is.

‘NESCAFE: PLEASURE TILL THE LAST DROP’. Mr. & Mrs. Chan jumped in joy.

Another week passed. A month passed. 2 months passed. There was still no letter from Ella.

The Chans became worried. Finally, the letter came.

It was scribbled and could hardly be read, but Mrs. Chan managed to figure it out.

The code was “PHILIPPINE AIRLINES”.

Mr. Chan, confused on why she chose Philippine Airlines, rushed to the nearest store and got a newspaper.

He flipped the pages frantically. ………

…ah! Here it is!!

Mrs.Chan grabbed the page and read aloud.

Before she could finish ….THUMP!!! … she fell off her chair…

The Airlines motto was…   “7 TIMES A WEEK…  4 TO 6 TIMES A DAY…  NON-STOP”.

hehehehe…………………… =p Enjoy….. =)