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Big Bosses Reaction During Recession

In the begining…..Big Boss: Be good, you will be fine.

After a week…
Must Work Hard k?

After a month…
Must Work Hard for ” Lim Peh ”  yu know!

After a Quarter….
Can you hear me? you must work hard!!!

So how????? Boss act like that….. how to survive????? heheheheheheheheheheheehe

Kevin, and Gerald, please don’t do that, Have Mercy for the publics….. =p

Anyone in this situation??? =p Kevin? Gerald? Ivan? Jonathan? hahahah………..

NOW GO TO SLEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! =p

hahahahhahahaaaaaaaa…… now you all know what to do, Don’t open the bills… =p

hahaha….. Girls?? you know what to do…. SUE YOUR BOSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! =p

NICKNAMES

• If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah.

• If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-Eyes.

EATING OUT

• When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it’s only for $32.50.  None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.

• When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.(ya ya ya… so true!!!! )
  

MONEY

• A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.

• A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn’t need but it’s on sale.(hahahhaha…..)

BATHROOMS

• A man has six items in his bathroom:  toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap , and a  towel

• The average number of items in the typical woman’s bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.(haha… SO true!!! again… =p)
  

ARGUMENTS

• A woman has the last word in any argument.

• Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.(dangerous)

FUTURE

• A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

• A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. (hahaha….)

SUCCESS

• A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

• A successful woman is one who can find such a man. (Ladies’ Dream!!!!)
  

MARRIAGE

• A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t.

• A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change, but she does.

DRESSING UP

• A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a  book, and get the mail.

• A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.

NATURAL

• Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.

• Women somehow deteriorate during the night. (hahahaha…)
  

OFFSPRING

• Ah, children.  A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.

• A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
A married man should forget his mistakes. There’s no use in two people remembering the same thing! SO, send this to the women who have a sense of humor and who can handle it and to the men who will enjoy reading it.