WELL… juz here to wish every1 HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR and Happy holiday!! XD

IBM, APPLE & DELL can do the SAME!!!

再掰啊
也太白癡了吧！！ (what?)
什麼號稱可以放在口袋裡，sony認為所有的人都瞎了嗎？

(so called small pc notebook that you can put in your pocket, SONY thinks everyone is blind?)

沒看到還有一大截在外面喔！ (there is still a big chunk outside!)

In the Article….:

Here’s more proof that children are highly insightful creatures. I gave a speech at a primary school and asked if there were any questions.

“Are all dogs boys?” a small, sticky child asked.

“Yes,” I replied. “All dogs are male. Including girl dogs.”

The child looked smug. Clearly he had been arguing this point with someone. I went on to explain that all cats were girls, including the male cats.

I could see that the teacher was looking puzzled. So I explaned what I meant with this story:

In the Begining, Adam and Eve felt lonely. So God told His angels to make a creature for them. “Make it medium-sized with four legs and a tail,” God said. “You can call it a Pet.”

The angels made the first pair of Pets. They were cute but they were also very playful. They ran around heaven, hid under the sofas and scratched the furniture.

Then they saw what looked like a pair of paddling pools. One jumped into the blue one and the other jumped into the red one. But they were not paddling pools. They were vats of Male Essence and Female Essence.

After the angels fished them out, they noticed the Pets had changed. One had become shaggy-haired, simple-minded and deep-voiced. And the other bad become sleek and complicated and whiney.

“Oops,” said the angel. “We’d better classify these as two separate creatures.”

They called one Dog and the other Cat.

This made perfect sense to the Children. But later on, in the staff room, I had to explain again to the teacher what I meant.

Proof that all dogs are male:

>>Dogs, like men, are completely predictable.

>>They are supremely interested in your nether regions and pathetically unable to hide this fact.

>>They don’t respond when you shout in their ear, but they can hear the sound of a packet containing something consumable being opened a kilonetre away.

>>If you once let them hog your sofa, they will feel like they own it.

>>They eat anything. Their basic philosophy is put stuff in their mouths first, ask questions later.

>>They are intensely loyal but sometimes stray through sheer stupidity.

>>When they are not happy, they don’t say anything, buy sulk and growl and knock things over.

>>They Emit large amounts of gas from both ends.

>>They often consume ill-advised items until they are sick, give you a sad “never again” look, and then do the same thing again the next day.

Proof that all cats are female:

>>They are completely unpredictable.

>>They expect to be worshipped all the time.

>>They look cute but are surprisingly tough-minded creatures who make all the decisions.

>>You can call them, but you never know if they will actually turn up.

>>They leave bits of their hair all over the place.

>>They completely ignore you when you come home.

>>They take the stance that you exist solely to ensure their happiness.

The teacher listened patiently, and then a rather guilty look appeared on her face. She pulled two sandwiches out of her bag.

“I chose your lunch for you in advance,” she said. “After all, women make the decisions, and men eat anything, right? Meowww.”

What else could I reply except “Wooof.”

Long time no update already. haha… Was kinda busy…. and… lazy…. haha

ok… just some laughter to show u all…… =)

After makan KFC… people are just too free…………………………hahhhahaha

I guess we don’t want to go back to work after lunch hours…. so…. spend some time decorating the BONES……… hahahaha

Hope you all had a good laugh here… =p

take care… will try update some times……… =p

It doesn’t matter if there’s no words spoken,

but it made me smile & made my day.

Hope this will make your day as well. =)

In the begining…..Big Boss: Be good, you will be fine.

After a week…
Must Work Hard k?

After a month…
Must Work Hard for ” Lim Peh ”  yu know!

After a Quarter….
Can you hear me? you must work hard!!!

So how????? Boss act like that….. how to survive????? heheheheheheheheheheheehe

Kevin, and Gerald, please don’t do that, Have Mercy for the publics….. =p

Anyone in this situation??? =p Kevin? Gerald? Ivan? Jonathan? hahahah………..

NOW GO TO SLEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! =p

hahahahhahahaaaaaaaa…… now you all know what to do, Don’t open the bills… =p

hahaha….. Girls?? you know what to do…. SUE YOUR BOSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! =p

• If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah.

• If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-Eyes.

EATING OUT

• When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it’s only for $32.50.  None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.

• When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.(ya ya ya… so true!!!! )
  

MONEY

• A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.

• A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn’t need but it’s on sale.(hahahhaha…..)

BATHROOMS

• A man has six items in his bathroom:  toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap , and a  towel

• The average number of items in the typical woman’s bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.(haha… SO true!!! again… =p)
  

ARGUMENTS

• A woman has the last word in any argument.

• Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.(dangerous)

FUTURE

• A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

• A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. (hahaha….)

SUCCESS

• A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

• A successful woman is one who can find such a man. (Ladies’ Dream!!!!)
  

MARRIAGE

• A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t.

• A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change, but she does.

DRESSING UP

• A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a  book, and get the mail.

• A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.

NATURAL

• Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.

• Women somehow deteriorate during the night. (hahahaha…)
  

OFFSPRING

• Ah, children.  A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.

• A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
A married man should forget his mistakes. There’s no use in two people remembering the same thing! SO, send this to the women who have a sense of humor and who can handle it and to the men who will enjoy reading it.

Guess Who her father is……………………

First of all, show you a HOT Chick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! =)

She’s a model……..

A MODEL!!!! Mind you…. not a XXX STAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NOW, Guess who her father is… I BET YOU ALL CANNOT IMAGINE!!!!!! hahahaha….

he’s…………………

he’s………………

he’s…………………

YOU ARE RIGHT!!!!!!! CORRECT!!!!!!! YAHOO!!!!! 100 points…. 100 marks.!!!!!!

I hope this surprised you as much as it did to me. =)… have a nice day…….!!!!!!!!!

* One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption :
Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD
After Marriage - Drink whenever you are HAPPY

*Love your friends not their sisters. Love your sisters not their
friends. (haha… I like this 1…)

*A man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best wine and Best
Woman.
Next moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him.
Moral : BE SPECIFIC (haha… good 1…)

* What is a BEST and WORST news you can hear at the SAME time ? It is when your Girl Friend says “YOU are the BEST KISSER among all yourFriends.”

(ya… i was actually smiling imagining, then.. suddenly… OMG!!!. NOOO)

*If you do NOT have a Girl Friend - You are missing SOME thing in

your life. If you HAVE a Girl Friend - You are missing EVERY thing in

your life. (Kevin??? Justin??? =p)

* Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE.

Answer : On their MARRIAGE.

(hahaha…. Kevin, Grace, Justin and Carysse, If i congratulate you, you know what IT MEANS..hehehe)

*When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY GOD and ask him to free you

from Darkness. Even after you pray, if U R still in Darkness - Please

PAY the ELECTRICITY BILL.

*Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women . Because per

Constitution, you can NOT PUNISH TWICE for the same Mistake.